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[People dancing everywhere. "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" is the ear infection right now.]
| April: | GUYS, WE ARE SO GONNA PARTY! |
| June: | Poor Cindy. She's missing out on everything. |
| May: | I don't even realise she's missing! |
| Apr/May/Jun: | HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! |
| April: | Hey look, that's Prince Chink! |
| May: | And his two bodyguards! |
| June: | Eeek! Lets get over there and meet them! |
[Meanwhile...]
| Chink: | [bored] This place stinks. |
| Bodyguard 1: | [The bodyguards wear ties and shades] You wanna leave, boss? |
| Bodyguard 2: | Er, boss... three females are approaching us. |
| Chink: | [glances at those three females] Okay, lets get out of here pronto. |
| Narrator: | Suddenly Cindy comes in... everybody gawks at her... [the music changes to "I'll Never Break Your Heart"] |
| Guy 1: | Whooaaahhh |
| Guy 2: | Check out that babe... |
| June: | Hey, that's Cindy! What the hell is she doing here?? |
| April: | What? Seriously no! |
| May: | I think I'm gonna pass out. [She doesn't, she just keeps staring] |
| Chink: | Ahh... a sight for sore eyes! |
[The prince runs to her in slow motion. The bodyguards look at each other and shrug, not knowing what to do. Suddenly, the prince trips and falls. Cindy notices the loser at her feet...]
| Cindy: | [Kneeling down to check him out] You okay? |
| Chink: | [Looks up...they make eye contact...] The pain is gone when I see your face... |
| Cindy: | [He gets up, their eyes still locking] You must be Prince Chink. |
| Chink: | H-h-hii... |
| Cindy: | Hello. |
| Chink: | Um, may I have this dance? |
| Cindy: | Oouyeah. |
[The couple go looking really romantic, like, grinning shyly, and they start closing intimately into each other... but then suddenly the music changes to "Livin' La Vida Loca", which instantly kills the mood. They shrug, and so begin to shake bon bon like mad]
| April: | [furious] I wanna bite her ear off! No, both of them! LEMME AT 'EM! [May and June hold her back] |
| June: | Relax April, we'll annihilate her when we get home. Ugh, come on you! [They drag her offstage] |
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updated 15 July 2000
created 26 Sept 1999
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