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| Narrator: | On the very next day, the prince went from house to house, looking for the one whose feet would fit the shoe. [The prince, followed by his bodyguards, walk to Cindy's door] Finally, they arrived at Cindy's house. |
| Chink: | Hello. |
| Apr/May/Jun: | [gasp!] HIII!!! |
| Chink: | May I have your feet please? |
| May: | You can have ALL of me! [April and June quicky pull her away] |
| April: | Okay, me first! |
| Chink: | Knock yourself out. |
[The bodyguards hand in the shoe...]
| April: | [Drum roll in the background...] Look out, ladies! What you're about to witness shall go down in history... people all over the world will tell of my story to their children, and their children's children... [tries it on] Drat, it's too tight! [...cymbals clash!] |
| May: | [May tries it on. Drum roll...] Oh no, it's too loose! [...clash!] |
| June: | [June tries it on. Drum roll...] YESS! It fits! |
| Apr/May: | THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! |
[The prince sees Cindy doing housework. Leaving the three sisters to bicker among themselves, he silently invites Cindy to try it on. She puts it on effortlessly.]
| Chink: | You're the one! |
| April: | No she's...she's...she's nobody! Pleeeeez don't marry her! |
| Cindy: | Well guess what, suckers. I have the other shoe as well. [takes it out, everyone gasps] |
| Chink: | My search is definitely over! [The bodyguards wipe their foreheads with relief. The prince kneels on one knee, holding Cindy's hand, like a stupid fool in lurve.] |
[The Narrator returns onstage as Grandma. The kids are leaning against each other, sleeping.]
| Grandma: | Hey, wake up! Haven't you been listening?? [whacking them, they come back to life] |
| Kenny: | Wha..what? Oh, so..er..so what happened to that loser? |
| Grandma: | Well, Prince Chink went around town, taking the shoe with him, looking for the girl who would fit the shoe. COME ON, GET UP!! |
| Cartmen: | Yikes! I'm up! I'm up! Umm... then what happened, Grandma? |
| Grandma: | After days of searching, he finally found her, of course. Then they got married. |
| Kyle: | Oh great. [yawn] |
| Grandma: | Come over here, children... [takes out a shoe from a cupboard] |
| Kenny: | Grandma, it's in the middle of the night and you're showing us a smelly old shoe? |
| Grandma: | Guess whose shoe this is. |
| Kenny: | It's... Cindy's? |
| Grandma: | Ah, and guess who's Cindy. |
| Kyle: | Grandma! That's you! |
| Cartmen: | I don't believe it! |
| Kenny: | And the loser is, wha- Grandpa? |
| Kyle: | WAIT! If Grandpa was the prince...then are we... |
| Kyle/Cart/Ken: | ROYALTY?? |
[They pause as they await her answer...]
Grandma: Nah, I just made it all up.
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